Editorial
Editor: F Lennier. BA (hons) (Mrs)
1 May
A bid for power
My editorial decision to discontinue the Special Correspondent column (in light of the conclusion of the BBC's filming) receives some criticism this month. I stand by that decision which was clearly expressed in my last editorial.
I do not feel any need to explain myself as my reasons are obvious. Nonetheless, I would make one comment that there is a core of the more affluent and less occupied members of the village who have disproportionate influence in most of the village activities. Those individuals are sometimes deluded into thinking that their own particular views are in the majority. I, for one, doubt that and my mail-bag supports my view.
And I hope that those who do form the majority (often the quiet majority - made up of people who do not write regular letters to the editor) enjoy this issue.
This month we have basically given up on any insightful comments on country wildlife, but instead have an enjoyable description of items for sale in a well known village shop. Differing views on village events are reported, the Reverend helps us with her views on something and we learn how to knock down a wall if you are petite. Sadly we have no thoughts on staying mentally healthy, which might in itself explain some of this month's submissions.
And if any young sports people want to advertise energy drinks - have a look at the letters page
Poetess's Pantry
Beautiful words and beautiful thoughts
Genevieve Balantain
We are honoured to publish further home-grown talent this month of a distinctly more gritty and edgy nature.
Those easily offended are advised to think twice before exposing themselves to this disturbing verse from the voice of a dead man.
Countryfile.
A countrywoman's guide to England's Nature - Cherry Blossom
Camilla Corkerham
Following fast upon the heels of her inspired insights into ducks, spiders and garden flowers, this incredible font of wisdom on all things countryside really lets herself go this month on the subject of cherry blossom.
Agony Aunt
Solving your personal Problems
Aunt Ali gives sage counsel to the troubled.
Aunt Ali provides advice to a soulful poetess who is hurt by teasing and a lady trying to find a way to approach the object of her affections.
Handy tips from Tilebury's Handywoman
You can do it - Demolishing a garden wall
Kimberley King (No job too easy - quick, sympathetic and effective maintenance and repairs)
Kim has her steel toe-capped boots on and describes how, safely, to remove that wobbly garden wall before summer.
Events Diary
Forthcoming Events and Recent Festivities
Fiona Davies
A new pilates club has been formed, there is some exciting new music being played in teh village pubs and our social reporter reveals a little more about romance among the middle aged.
Village History
Our Inheritance from our Ancestors - Prehistory
Dr Harriet Longstepp
This month the exciting story of a brush with the ancient past when stone-age people drew pictures in caves.
Mens Sana - Village Psychologist
Help keeping your mind healthy
Dr Brenda Dawes-Burritt
Unfortuantely our respected psychoanalyst is unavailable this month due to illness. We wish her well and hope she is able to get out of bed and back to productivity soon.
Parish News
Thoughts from Faith
Rev. Eloise Everrett
The reverend gives us some thoughts about love rats (I think).
Classified
Items for Sale - new and pre-loved
Private Sellers - the harbinger takes no responsibility for quality or safety of goods bought.
Current listings of items for sale within the Village. Private sales.
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